Gila Gladiators

1. What Would You Do For A Klondike Bar?

"What Would You Do For A Klondike Bar?"
by Brick

{Cut to everyone but Jeremy sitting around in the Living Room, watching TV.}

Tristin: Man, I'm hungry. Zaneroth, will you make me some food?

Lord Zaneroth: No.

Tristin: {sigh} Jade, would you get me a glass of-

Jade: No.

Tristin: {sighs again} Darcemeus, go upstairs and-

Darcemeus: No, fishboy! I'm, trying to freaking watch TV here and if you want something, get off your gills and go get it!

GameMaster: Burn.

Tristin: {sighs once more] Jeremy,-

Brick: He's upstairs.

Tristin: Crap.

{cut upstairs. Jeremy is in his room with a piece of paper}

Jeremy: Oh boy, oh boy! Just think, Jeremy, that once you go down to that station and redeem this paper, you'll get a year's supply of Klondike Bars!

{Jeremy squeals from giddyness}

Crorq: {bursts in} Who squealed?

Jeremy: Uhh...not me.

Crorq: Oh, okay.

{Crorq walks out and then comes back in}

Crorq: Wait, you're the only one in here!

Jeremy: No I'm not.

Crorq: Then where's the other person?

Jeremy: Uhh.....

{Thinking quickly, Jeremy takes a cantaloupe out of his pocket and attaches it to a stick. He also gives it a purple hat with a feather in it.}

Jeremy: It was Clem.

Crorq: You didn't tell me that there was a guest here! I have to set the table for more now...

{Crorq walks out again and walks back in. Again.}

Crorq: Why do you carry a cantaloupe in your pocket?

Jeremy: Do you honestly want to know that?

Crorq: No, not really, but I would like to know why you are plotting in your room.

Jeremy: What? I'm totally not planning to send this to Klondike Corporations and get a bunch of klondike bars and not share them with the rest of you guys.

{Both of them pause.}

Jeremy: Yeah. Totally.

Crorq: Listen, I will not tell! Trust me.

Jeremy: Okay, Crorq, you can go.

{Crorq exits the room.}

{Out in the hallway, LZ is standing there. Crorq walks into him.}

Crorq: Terribly sorry, Master Zaneroth!

Lord Zaneroth: Eh, it's okay.

Crorq: Good, good....say, do you want to know something?

Lord Zaneroth: Uhh...sure.

Crorq: Well, Jeremy is planning to get a lot of Klondike Bars and not tell any of you, keeping it a secret! Don't tell him I told you because I told him I wouldn't tell you or anyone for that matter so don't tell him! {walks off}

{Lord Zaneroth's eyes glow bright red.}

Jeremy walks out of his room with the piece of paper.}

Jeremy: Oh, hey Zaneroth. What are you doing-

Lord Zaneroth: Give me that paper!

Jeremy: What are you talk-

{Lord Zaneroth jumps Jeremy, knocking him into his room. The sounds of screaming and metal hitting metal are heard. After a few seconds, the sounds stop and LZ walks out, carrying the paper.}

Lord Zaneroth: {walking and whistling}

{LZ walks up the stairs at the end of the hallway only to find Jade standing there.}

Lord Zaneroth: Jade, what are you doig up here?

Jade: Might I ask the same thing?

Lord Zaneroth: Oh, I was just...uhh...washing my hands.

Jade: Well, if you still aren't nice and clean and wet from that, you'll be after this, you secret....maker!

Lord Zaneroth: Not If I have anything to say about it!

{Lord Zaneroth jumps over Jade and runs off. Jade follows him and shoots some water at Zaneroth, but Zaneroth dodges it. Zaneroth, looking back, shoots some fireballsa t Jade, but Jade too dodges it. Zaneroth shoots tons more and they all hit Jade. Zaneroth then runs off, thinking that Jade won't bother him, but Jade suddenly jumps over him and shoots a huge amount of water at Zaneroth, weakening him. While Zaneroth is down, Jade gives him one last blast until he surrenders.}

Lord Zaneroth: So..it appears that I...I am not the one that is....that is meant to have the...treats.{falls over.}

{Jade walks over to Zaneroth's defeated body and takes the piece of paper.}

Jade: A normal person would say that this would not be worth it, but I'm not a normal person!

{Jade walks off.}

Jade: Man, I'm hungry. I'm going down to go get a snack before I go.

{cut to the kitchen. Jade is making a sandwich.}

Jade: Add some lettuce...a bit of mayo...ketchup...there ya go.

{Jade picks up the sandwich and is about to eat it when...}

Metalboy: {pops out of nowhere} Whatcha doing, Jade?

Jade: ...trying to eat my sandwich.

Metalboy: That's nice.

{Jade takes a few bites out of the sandwich}

Metalboy: Listen Jade, I know that you have that paper.

Jade: I don't know what you're talking about, Metalboy.

Metalboy: Give me it now and I won't harm you.

Jade: I'd like to see you try!

Metalboy: I'll try and I'll succeed.

{Metalboy shoots some blobs of oil at Jade, but Jade does a backflip and dodges it. Jade shoots some water at Metalboy, but Metalboy just stand there and takes it. Jade, thinking quickly, runs over to the table and jumps on the chandelier. In a matter of seconds, the chandelier falls out and Jade jumps off and shoots some more water at Metalboy. Metalboy shoots oil at the water, and it goes through the water and gets to Jade, clogging up his system. Metalboy continues to shoot oil at Jade until he gives in.}

Jade: Alright, alright! Just no more oil, please!

Metalboy: {takes the paper and walks out.}

{Suddenly, before Metalboy can walk out, Tristin throws a shark boomerang at him, knocking him over. Tristin runs over and gets the paper.}

Tristin: Thanks for beating tidepool for me, Metalboy, but I have plans of my own.

Metalboy: {a muffled "DAMN YOU"}

{Tristin walks out into the other room to see al the other robot masters that have not been defeated waiting for him.}

Tristin: Hey guys, what's up?

Soul: We want that paper, Tristin.

GameMaster: Hand it over and we won't ask any questions.

Brick: Hand it over to me, of course.

Darcemeus: What? He's gonna hand it over to me!

Soul: I think you mean me.

{Everyone gets into a fight and Trstin sneaks by..}

Tristin: Phew! That was a close one.

GameMaster: {camera panels over to show him standing there.} You don't think I'm that stupid, do you Tristin?

Tristin: Uhh...eep! {runs up the stairs.}

GameMaster: Foolish shark-boy, thinking that you can get away from me. {Gamemaster throws a boomerang-blade at Tristin.}

{cut to Tristin running up the stairs.}

Tristin: He'll never get me!

{Suddenly, the boomerang-sword reaches Tristin and cuts off his arms, making it so Tristin can't carry the paper.}

Tristin: Nuts.

{GameMaster walks up and takes the paper.}

GameMaster: Don't mind if I take this, do ya?

{GameMaster walks away.}

GameMaster: I'm going to go cash this in and eat all of it in a day!

Brick: Not if I have anything to say about it!{Brick jumps to the front of GameMaster.}

Brick: Listen, GameMaster, if you share it with me I'll spare you.

GameMaster: How about...no.

{GameMaster jumps on the stairrail and throws some shurikens at Brick. However, the shurikens do not work, as evidenced by Brick sliding down the opposite rail. After some dodging and throwing, Brick jumps off of his rail and pushes both himself and GameMaster out the window.}

{cut to outside Gladiator Hall. Suddenly, one of the higher windows in the building shatters as Brick and GameMaster fall to the ground. GameMaster lands first, obviously damaged, as Brick takes the piece of paper out of hands.}

Brick: I offered you a chance...

GameMaster: {cough} Jerk....

Brick: Why thank yo-

{Suddenly, a blast of lightning shoots at Brick. He dodges in time, however.}

Brick: Who did that?

Soul: {camera panels to show him standing there.} Guilty.

Brick: You're going to have to fight me if you want this!

{Darcemeus emerges jumps off the roof.}

Darcemeus: I'll do it!

Brick: You're both on!

{Brick jumps forward and shoots sonic waves at both of them, however, they dodge. Soul shoots a bolt of electricity at Brick, hitting him. However, it was a minor setback as he is still running. Darcemeus fires a bolt of electricity at...Soul?}

Soul: Darcemeus, you moron, I'm an electric master! That won't work on me! I say we clal a truce and get rid of this guy!

Darcemeus: I'll accept that offer.

{Darcemeus shoots a large bolt of electricity at Brick, both hitting him and stunning him. Soul, repsonding to this, shoots a larger bolt of electricity at Brick, nearly killing him. While he'd down, both Soul and and Darcemeus shoot a huge bolt of electricity at Brick. There's a huge flash, and when it's over, Brick is gone and there's a crater in his place. The paper, however, remains. Darcemeus runs over to pick it up.}

Darcemeus: Hah! It's mine, you sucker! {Darcemeus turns on his jet and flies to the roof.}

Soul: I totally expected that, and that's why I prepared.{Soul too turns on his jet and flies up there.}

{cut to the roof. Darcemeus is standing there when Soul reaches it and pounces on him. The two roll and wrestle on the roof for a little while.}

Soul: You backstabber!

Darcemeus: Words won't hurt me but this will!

{Darcemeus manages to roll both of them over enough just so that they flal off the roof, falling into the nearby lake.}

Soul: Wait..isn't there a lake down where we're falling?

Darcemeus: uhh...yeah?

Soul: And aren't you electrocuting me?

Darcemeus: Last time I checked, yeah.

Soul: Electricity plus water equals bad.

Darcemeus: Oh, cra-

{Before Darcemeus can finish his phrase or stop electrocuting Soul, they both fall into the lake. A loud zap is heard, and it is assumed that they die.}

{However, the camera panels out to show that the whole tihng was just onj a screen. Everyone is watching it, save for brick, who pauses the screen.}

brick: And that is why I am not letting you turn in that piece of paper, Jeremy.

Jermey: Like any of us would kill one another for sometihng as stupid as that! Well, except for Tristin.

{Tristin gives Jeremy a glare.}

Brick: Well, I just can't take that chance, so hand it over.

Jeremy: Fine. {he walks over and hands the paper to Brick.}

{everyone else walks away. When everyone leaves, Brick checks if the coast is clear.}

Brick: Now to cash this little paper in! {Brick runs off screen.}

{a sign comes up that says "THE END".}

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